Banned Substances Evan Cai

In the morning announcement by Big Brother, all pickeruppers are now permanently banned by the Party. In the newest study conducted by the Party, many researchers found that drinking pickeruppers in the morning heavily hinders a comrade’s ability to produce effective Party materials. In a study conducted by MiniTrue, they discovered that the increased intake of sugarbombs and pickeruppers caused the Party’s army to be ineffective when fighting against the armies of Eastasia.

Further evidence released by the Ministry confirms that citizens who previously relied on pickeruppers demonstrated a 47% decrease in loyalty metrics and a significant decline in cognitive discipline. These findings prove that such substances weaken both the body and the mind, making individuals more susceptible to doubt.

Since the immediate enforcement of the ban, production rates across all sectors have already shown dramatic improvement. Reports indicate that workers are now more focused, more obedient, and more capable of sustaining prolonged periods of labor without distraction. The removal of pickeruppers has purified the daily routine of every comrade, ensuring that their energy comes from devotion to Big Brother and the Party.

Citizens are reminded that the consumption, distribution, or possession of pickeruppers is now considered a direct act of sabotage. Any comrade found violating this directive will be subject to investigation and correction. The Party relies on the vigilance of all loyal citizens to report any suspicious behavior.

Any violation of the silence period, including but not limited to, whispering, gesturing, or other forms of unauthorized communication, will be considered a serious offense. Such actions may indicate underlying disloyalty and will be subject to investigation and correction.

Big Brother has once again protected the people from hidden threats.
Remember:
Big Brother is watching.