Ministry of Motivation Have a Great Day, Here at MSJ!

Art Committee Progress

THIS MORNING, the Ministries erupted in uproarious hatred towards the Primal Traitor, the Earliest Defiler, Elmo Goldstein.

In unyes time at all, Committees all over Oceania scrambled to create artworks documenting this historic moment. The Ministry of Motivation has collected such pieces from Centers stripwide so that Comrades may view upon them with pride and disgust.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Comrades, new additions to the Party Suggestions have arrived, decided authoritatively by Party Members. For those who may have missed this morning's Party Announcements:

  1. Comrades must perform a salute during greetings with teachers, Administrators, and other Comrades.
  2. Comrades must perform a "scuba" while entering the door of E1A.
  3. If a Comrade is found late, they must perform five jumping jacks before resuming Party activities.
  4. Further Oldspeak words have been updated. The following words are banned and replaced with Newspeak:
    1. Banned: "Yes" → Newspeak: Uno
    2. Banned: "No" → Newspeak: Un-yes
    3. Banned: "I'm skipping" → Newspeak: I'm skidaddling

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